The sun will rise.

me when driving and person is walking in front of my way: get the fuck out I have places to be I aint afraid to run your ass over

me when walking in front of someone driving: go ahead hit me bitch I could sue your ass, make money and quit my job

Oct 29, 2016

pardonmewhileipanic:

runningupthathillary:
adumbscotts:
says who?
These are the greatest thirty seconds ever recorded and I Can’t. Stop. Reblogging.
omfg he really thought he could be aggressive and abrupt and shake her. nope

(via joshpeck)

Oct 28, 2016

spook-life:

seabassbitch:
Trying to sit in video games
the camera work and music is phenomenal tho?????

(via done)

Oct 26, 2016

hotdamn5sos:

SLFL: Mexico City - September 24, 2016 [x]

Sep 25, 2016

astronema-princess-of-all-evil:

atlas-pt:
southernsideofme:
Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.
But isn’t that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a…Browning M2? Which wasn’t used until 1933…
So I think this footage is actually of WW2.
I’m living for this historical accuracy

(via trust)

Sep 25, 2016

megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

(via mylittlespoopy-muffin)

Sep 25, 2016

willow:

it’s just me and my oily skin against this world

(via trust)

Sep 25, 2016

oloboosykes:

I’m sure all y’all 21p fans love tear in my heart but literally have you seen ohio’s roads
look at this shit
LOOK AT IT
THIS IS HOW THEY FILL OUR ROADS. THIS BULLSHIT. SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA EVEN GET IN THE OTHER LANE TO GO AROUND THESE BECAUSE SURPRISE THEY FLATTEN AND POP YOUR TIRES IF YOU DON’T NOTICE IT COMING UP. AND YOU CAN NEVER JUDGE THE INTENSITY OF A POTHOLE JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. I BENT A TIRE RIM IN ONE OF THESE SONS OF BITCHES BEFORE. AND I HAD TO PAY FOR IT MYSELF. BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T USE OUR TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT.

(via twentyoneblurryfaces)

Sep 24, 2016

saintcalums:

sooooo michael did a tHING

Sep 24, 2016